I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I can text with my tongue
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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