Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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