Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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