Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I need to sanitize my soul.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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