I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The beer is more important than you right now.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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