We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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