4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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