Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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