i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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