I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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