If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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