Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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