yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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