Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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