Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I have demons in me.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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