I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Randomize
