omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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