Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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