Whod you bang
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
