Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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