god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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