covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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