Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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