You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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