ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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