No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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