Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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