and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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