Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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