i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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