I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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