If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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