..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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