He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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