I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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