Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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