party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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