You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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