I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I have feelings that need drinking.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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