Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
