The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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