so that wasnt chicken after all
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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