Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
