ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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