Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Randomize
