she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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