Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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