Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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