worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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