question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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