"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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