i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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