Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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