i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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