He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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