I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
